the toilet paper therapy

A woman was complaining to her husband one day, "I wish my boobs were bigger!" He replied, "I know what you can do. Take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts." The woman thought this sounded a little strange, but wanting to be open minded she got some toilet paper and started rubbing it between her breasts. "How long do I need to do this?" she asked. "Do it for a few seconds every day. It will probably take a while to work, probably a few years to see a big difference." "How is this supposed to make my breasts bigger?" his wife asked. "This hardly seems very scientific." With a shrug he replied, "Worked for your ass."