little birdy

One day there was a man in the park playing with his wang. A little girl walked by and asked him what he was doing. He said that he was playing with his birdy. She said O.K. 3 hours later the man woke up in horrible pain and asked what happened. And the little girl was next to him and said "Well i was playing with you birdy and it spat back at me. So I broke its neck, crushed it's eggs and and set its nest on fire.