Wednesday, August 20, 2008

A bank account

A man walks up to a bank teller and says, "Hey bitch... I wanna open a fuckin' account!!!:


"Excuse me?"


"I said, I wanna open a fuckin account!!!"


"Sir, that language is intolerable!" she exclaimed, "I'm getting a manager!"


The manager comes along and asks, "Sir, is there a problem?"

"No," he replies, "I just wanna open a fuckin' account!!!"

The manager says, "Sir we do not use that kind of language at this bank."


The man says, "Listen, I just won $35 million in the fuckin' lottery and I wanna open a fuckin account!!!"


The manager points to the teller and responds, "And this bitch is giving you a hard time?!?!?!?!"

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